It’s official. I think I was tricked into getting a pet. The cat has been chewing the wall and scratching the bed skirt (“this is why we can’t have nice things!”). I had to tuck in the skirt to save it, but now my bed looks so sad and gross.
It doesn’t matter how much I yell or how often I chase him, he just keeps doing it. Also, why does he ALWAYS have dingleberries?!
I think one of us is going to come out of this house alive.